EVEN THE ACTORS HAVE FORGOTTEN ADAM
this part though
"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people’s business…" can we please talk about the fact that Moony was literally around the corner while the map was insulting Snape. And he 99.99999% knew it was going to happen and he probably laughed himself to sleep that night and whispered a thank you to James, Sirius, and Peter for thinking to put that wonderful little defense mechanism in.
I laughed so hard at the word poots
These poots are made for walkin
Jensen helping out the short makeup artist
That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff.
It’s a spider thing
It’s a spider thing
Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.
Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.
So yes, this whole equality thing is great.
This post is brilliant.
also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL
Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years
if you say you don’t know the lyrics to at least one high school musical song then you are lying
Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman
I’d rather watch a Black Widow than any other movie that has been made or will be made.
are pears flammable
after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable
mum: whats that smell
me: burning pears
me: i tried to set a pear on fire
[science clapping] well done friend
you forgot your data table:
Were you expecting an inspiring comic about body positivity or something?
Sorry, this is just about how cool pansexuality is
You can’t expect me to draw 2 serious comics in a row, now, can you?
It took Katara about .532 seconds to take zuko down
"Here for a rematch?" HE ASKED THE WATERBENDER WHILE STANDING ON A GLACIER ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER
[john watson voice] Sherlock Holmes? What an asshole- [trips] [hundreds of photos of Sherlock Holmes spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole he- he’s such an idiot I- [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just fuck [thousands of pictures of Sherlock Holmes scatter across the floor] shit, fuck im holding them for a friend just, just listen!
“I guess your grades are more important to you than your morals are,” my English teacher spits out, lecturing our class about cheating that’s been going on in the school.
My classmates and I exchange glances. Well, yeah, we all seem to be thinking together. Isn’t that what they’ve been showing us since middle school?
and our mental and physical health.